i can't wait till some...'
none of this:
a study finds gymnastics is a dangerous sport.
a study finds california drivers tweet more about speeding tickets
and the best yet....
a study finds studies are useless
why can't someone come out with a study that says, women are better mommies after pounding a margarita at noon. i know i'd be a better mommy. funner, sillier...thats exactly what the world needs...a bunch of hammered women raising babies.
since i can't have the noon keg stand, i've been forced to add a second cup of coffee to my day...so far it's improved my patience and ability to stay awake during lunch time.
how many cups of coffee are you up to?
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You're funny. I love that you love being a mommy and yet you're so real about the pains of being a mommy.
ReplyDeleteI had a 10+ cup of coffee day today. I work at a child crisis centre and today was a particularly hectic/stressfull/crazy day with piles of big emotions.... believe me, coffee gets me through those 12hr shifts with non-stop screaming. I always just figure that it's better than cigarettes. or noon kegs.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I usually have between 2-3 cups of coffee each day. I need those 2-3 cups! lol
ReplyDeletetehe, about 2/3 of a pot! My kids tease me when they are setting the dinner table and my mug is still on the table but I have a wine glass in my hand!
ReplyDeleteUp to two as well...but I hear ya on that margarita!
ReplyDeletehaha! I'm finding that I'm drinking a little bit more now that I'm in college (Um, I promise 8:00AM in college = 4:00AM in high school. What even is that?), but probably nothing to what I will drink when I'm a momma!
ReplyDeleteDidn't you read the study that said coffee is totally good for you? :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I just heard that on NPR a few weeks ago.
The more education is all about data data data, it's so obviously to me that data is so b.s.
Excuse my French.