Wednesday, October 26, 2011

i can't wait till some...

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i can't wait till some genius comes out with a useful study.
none of this:


and the best yet....

a study finds studies are useless

why can't someone come out with a study that says, women are better mommies after pounding a margarita at noon. i know i'd be a better mommy. funner, sillier...thats exactly what the world needs...a bunch of hammered women raising babies.

since i can't have the noon keg stand, i've been forced to add a second cup of coffee to my day...so far it's improved my patience and ability to stay awake during lunch time.

how many cups of coffee are you up to?

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15 comments:

  1. You're funny. I love that you love being a mommy and yet you're so real about the pains of being a mommy.

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  2. I had a 10+ cup of coffee day today. I work at a child crisis centre and today was a particularly hectic/stressfull/crazy day with piles of big emotions.... believe me, coffee gets me through those 12hr shifts with non-stop screaming. I always just figure that it's better than cigarettes. or noon kegs.

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  3. Hilarious! I usually have between 2-3 cups of coffee each day. I need those 2-3 cups! lol

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  4. tehe, about 2/3 of a pot! My kids tease me when they are setting the dinner table and my mug is still on the table but I have a wine glass in my hand!

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  5. Up to two as well...but I hear ya on that margarita!

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  6. haha! I'm finding that I'm drinking a little bit more now that I'm in college (Um, I promise 8:00AM in college = 4:00AM in high school. What even is that?), but probably nothing to what I will drink when I'm a momma!

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  7. Didn't you read the study that said coffee is totally good for you? :)
    Seriously. I just heard that on NPR a few weeks ago.

    The more education is all about data data data, it's so obviously to me that data is so b.s.
    Excuse my French.

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