you see - i'm smarter. i know more than them. they just dont know it. prior to going in (whether for the kids or myself) i have a list of questions that i already know the answers to...how do i know the answers? GOOGLE. ha!!
my kids pediatrician (who is awesome) has two rules just for me...
* DO NOT DIAGNOSE YOUR CHILDREN USING GOOGLE
* DO NOT MENTION GOOGLE IN HIS OFFICE
he'll see the light one day.