i have just a tiny secret. i have a tatoo. so it may not be a total secret since most of you already know. BUT my daughter (3) just discovered it.
stormie: mommy, what's that coloring?
me: what coloring?
stormie: dat one? (as she tries to scrape it off my skin)
me: it's crayon
stormie: daddy, me want coloring on leg?
daddy: no stormie
stormie: coloring only on paper?
daddy: yes stormie, only on paper.