something you dont know about me is...i was banned from the white house. I was also on a White House watch list.
you see, i like to write. and if i disagree with you - bill clinton - i am gonna tell you...by email, letter, skywriting planes....
i apparently wrote him ONE too many times and the FBI didn't like it. to celebrate this momentous occasion, a friend of mine (who works for a senator) thought it was so funny that he bought me the book Letters From A Nut.
can you believe they actually granted me a department of defense top secret clearance?
don't be surprised if you receive a letter from me...a letter from a nut